Make Your Own Firesword

Yay for this

2006-08-22T15:25:00.000-07:00

Mullah Hoops

2006-03-07T21:58:00.000-08:00

Sheik what imam-a gave ya!

Sai Baba says:
Y'all gonna lend me 10 GP!
Up in here, Up in here.

Prowl says:
ZERO MILLIGRAMS WTF IS THIS

Crudo says:
Hoopz know what time it is!

Radio Allah says:
You spin me round round baby right round...

0mg Lees

Joyeux Anniversaire!

2005-11-22T09:26:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday, Yams!

Crudo says:
Aye aye!

The Right Snuff

2005-08-25T00:11:00.000-07:00

Othello says:
Ohhh Desdemona!

Othello says:
I must tell thee, thou wert wicked hot last night.

Othello says:
I mean, the way you, well you know! And how!

Othello says:
And that little thing you did at the end!

Othello says:
I could barely make out what
you said through the pillow.

Othello says:
But it was still totally hot!

Othello says:
It almost sounded like the safeword.

Othello says:
Des?

Check out Yams' blog.
It's wicked moorish.

And Chi's blog.
It's wicked Mooreish.

Oh, and while I were looking for moor models,
I found some nifty moor hat pix!

lolz n00b

2005-08-22T23:34:00.000-07:00

Sai Baba says:
hey. hey. HEY!
sup?

Sai Baba says:
what LVL r u?
just tell me.

Sai Baba says:
I M NOT JUST GONNA AX U 4 STUFF

Sai Baba says:
Can I have a weapen?
I'm a newb.

Sai Baba says:
ITS JUST A WEAPEN I DONT NEED A GOOD 1
JUST SUMTHING 2 GET ME STARTED

Sai Baba says:
WTF KILL MONSTERS I CANT KILL THEM W/O A GOOD WEAPEN
shutup

Sai Baba says:
shutup fag
sorry look just cmon plz
I just need a weapen. a lil help

Sai Baba says:
I CANT KILL ANYTHING I M A FUXEN LVL 1 WIZARD
NO I CANT AFFORD ENY SPELLS HOW CAN I FIHGT
UR FUXEN RETRADED

Sai Baba says:
look plz i just need 2 get started

Sai Baba says:
shutup
if u dont shutup right now ur gay 4ever

Sai Baba says:
U SUCK THIS GAME SUCKS WIZARDS SUCK WTF
EVERY1 HERE IS AN A55%^&* and NEVER HAD GIRLFREINDS

Sai Baba says:
look plz I JUST NEED A WEAPEN LIKE A DAGGER
or somethin FINE JUST FUX OFF THEN
U SUCK

GWR seeks GWR

2005-08-22T09:47:00.000-07:00

The king found out that his rooks were more than friends, and was a complete jerk about it.

Now, they're refusing to play.

The black queen was picked up for shoplifting at Tello's, so maybe this'll even things up a bit.

Gay White Rook says:
I can't move diagonally.
But not for want of tryin'.

Gay White Rook says:
P.S. The king's a dick.

Here's a sketch of the rooks before I cleaned it up and colored it.

En Passant

2005-08-20T21:07:00.000-07:00

It's a warm, sunny day and I'm walking past the projects. Some godawful sputtering truck passed by two minutes ago, and I still taste exhaust.

Anyway, I'm just coming up on two old fellas and a woman seated round a fold-up table on the grass. The mediterranean fella with the huge-rimmed 1950s glasses is holding a pawn above a board, considering his move. He's got that "I've been playing chess 60 years" look. He's really focused.

Distinguished "Old World" folks playing some chess in the shade. Nice day for it.

I'm past them, and I hear *click-pop* *rattle*.

I know that sound. I turn to confirm that they are in fact playing Pop-o-matic Trouble.

Thing is, I'm passing back that way two hours later. They're still out there, and 50s glasses guy is writing the lady a check.

Ramses says:
The white queen's ass, esse--
I'm not impressed.

Big green house with cukes by the dozen

2005-08-16T22:46:00.000-07:00

Mr. MacGregor! You shouldn't run in wellies!
Your socks will wind up scrunched down the end of your toes!

Mr. MacGregor says:
I dunna wear socks, eejit!

Mr. MacGregor says:
Oi! You! Get out me fookin' garden!

Peter Rabbi says:
This is the holy greenhouse of my ancestors.

Mr. MacGregor says:
It fookin' well isn't!
I built her not ten year agoo!

Peter Rabbi says:
How long do you think rabbis live?
We're born shtupping, and drop like flies soon afterwards.

Peter Rabbi says:
Ten years, he says.
Ten years is 80 generations, I say.

Peter Rabbi says:
And while I have your ear, your carrots
are growing in the very same dirt as your lettuce!
Is this in keeping with the law, I ask you?

Mr. MacGregor says:
Dunna fookin' ask meh!
Just keeps yer myxie mitts off me veggies!

Peter Rabbi says:
A sad state this is for a chosen greenhouse!
You shouldn't even be in here. Holy, you aren't.

Mr. MacGregor says:
Och, I'm soo fookin' soory, aren't I?
I'll git out yahweh then.

Hatshepsut says:
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
Joo making a mockery of my favorite story!

Bishop in the Bath says:
Hat to the rescue!
I'd Beatrix her Potter!

Cesar says:
HA HA HA
Aye matey!

My lunch is cold.

2005-08-15T18:46:00.000-07:00

Thanks, Thailand Cafe!

No flash flood was going to dampen my dried curry chicken, on account of your marvelous four-hour knot.

Bastards. No, I don't want any rice.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
You're retarded. You know why.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
Should have gotten Indian. At my brother's finest establishment, they wrap the samosas in 3 hectares of aluminium foil.

Prowl says:
Yeah, but I bet it still reeks.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
I'm going to make robot chutney one day, prick.

Happy Birthday, Boyo!

2004-11-22T01:23:00.000-08:00

Animal Crossing me, Autobot you.

Prowl says:
Yeah, I remember my last birthday.

Prowl says:
When Prime says,
"I've got something for you in the back."

Prowl says:
Just run.

Card 61: Georgian Colonial Doormat

2004-10-29T20:36:00.000-07:00

Aggh ahh unghh!!
Miserable, God-cursed devil Lincolns!!
Feck off feck off feck off feck off!!

Rusty Stovepipe

2004-10-25T01:44:00.000-07:00

Experts have recently unearthed new and compelling evidence supporting the (until now) poorly-accepted Lincolnbot theory.

Lincolnbot theory states that Abraham Lincoln, facing almost certain defeat in the Civil War, sent steam-powered robot heathens back in time to whoop on the Southern Colonies. He sent the deadly machines back to the Revolutionary War disguised as Hessians to weaken the South in preparation for the upcoming Civil War. This explains why Georgia ate it so hard during the Revolution, and again during the Civil War.

der Klokkenverk Nazi says:
Mein Vater!
I tolden you all.
You vud not lissen.

Prowl says:
Eat it, Lincolnbot deniers.

Triple Jack says:
Who wants a rusty stovepipe?

So vely solly mista!

2004-09-12T14:36:00.000-07:00

I'm going to China.

I'll be back at the beginning of October.

So, I haven't given this up. I'm just away.

Radio Allah says:
Take a little trip
take a little trip
take a little trip with me-eee

Jingo Bells

2004-09-12T13:21:00.000-07:00

I made $900 yesterday.

You heard me.

That's twenty unsuspecting Babylonians stumblin' around clutching at their purpling junk.

Triple Jack says:
Ooooooh yah

Why?

'Cause I was sadder than you yesterday. I was sadder than everyone. Yesterday marked the nationwide annual WHO CAN BE THE SADDEST contest and I kicked and cried my way to the top.

Sure, call me xenophobic.

But unless you're out there performing cut-rate sterilzation procedures until both feet are sore, you're part of the frikkin' problem, you freedom-hating ingrate.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
Little heavy-handed with the satire.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
Maybe 'cause you suck.

Prowl says:
I know we have bombs left
SO WHY DO I NOT HEAR EXPLOSIONS?!!

Holy M.O.G.

2004-09-10T15:50:00.000-07:00

I were up til like 5am last night playing Vengeful Mary. The game frikkin' r0x0rs. I toadally smeared the seventh legion all over the Palatine, and Pontius Pilate is in like 43 quivering pieces, but I've been fighting Hyperjudas for like 6 hours (eighteen cokes) and he keeps kickin' my virgin ass.

Maybe I'm missing one of the furious relics. I toadally have Luke's Left Nut and the Triforce of Anger, but John the Baptist's Ear is way down in a ravine and I don't have the grappling hook yet. Plus, there ain't no way I can free my kid til I find the Shroud of Sisyphus...

Bishop in the Bath says:
I wouldn't chuck her out of the bath!

Cesar says:
There is something about Mary, aye matey!
HA HA HA

There. I've drawn a hot Mary. So you can all stop asking if I'm gay, thanks.

hola gatito

2004-09-10T10:17:00.000-07:00

Dear dude in front of Blockbuster,

Do you not have any honest friends at all?

Noone who'll warn you, "Hey esse. Joo looking highhhhly funny today. Joo shore joo wanna step out like dat?"

C'mon, man. PIGTAILS?

I'm reminded of them mad-skippy double-dutch girls from Sesame Street in the seventies:

Behind da frijarada
dey is a piece o crack
an if yo mama fine it
she wind up on her back-

oh operada, git me 911...

Peace out, freak.

Ramses says:
Hey Hat-- He lookin' like maybe joo two have the same hair stylish, no?

Hatshepsut says:
Joo keep laughing about what you can neva have, esse. Joo know I'm the fly delta gurl.

Here are some double dutch rhymes.
Serious mgh!

Dad, dad, I finally made the cover!

2004-09-03T22:29:00.000-07:00

Triple Jack says:
Dude man, did you check out
this issue of Hot Deity?

Triple Jack says:
Dude man, check out the cover!
Dude man, check out Jesus!

Triple Jack says:
JESUS IS F***IN' HARD, MAN!!!
He's f***in' ripppped!

Triple Jack says:
That's awesome.
Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome!

Triple Jack says:
nnnnngggghhhyeah!
nnnnngggghhhye-AHHHHH!

Triple Jack says:
I swear to God I never knew Jesus
was so f***ing hard.

Triple Jack says:
I'd like to see the Romans eff with him now:
"Hey, Centurion! Get over here so I can
jam this crown o thorns up yer ass!!"

Triple Jack says:
nnnnngggghhhYEAH!
That's so awesome.

Triple Jack says:
Jesus is so f***in' hard, man.

Hop it, Hopi!

2004-09-03T09:53:00.000-07:00

The bad news is: private yttrium interests seek to open a monazite quarry on Hopi Indian lands!

The good news is: the U.S. Gov't is resituating the Hopi in my spacious (6 cu.ft.) icebox. Look how happy he is!

Shown above is a modern form of a traditional rain dance known as the "I can't feel my extremities" dance.

Speaking of rhythmic icy cold snacks, I saw FREEZEPOP play last night. Toadally cheery. Oh, and fizzy!

Please help keep my Hopi in corn nibblets and ice cream by purchasing crappy silver pseudonative trinkets!

Radio Allah says:
We're trying to book them to play the
Fallujah Crater in midsummer.

Radio Allah says:
Where would frozen synthpop treats be more appreciated, effendi!

Hands off my spirit balls

2004-08-31T15:48:00.000-07:00

Z: Wise from your chaise and wescue my daughter!
AB: Get bent, Zeus.

You know you all want the techno version of the Altered Beast theme.

Even if the site has annoying adverts.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
God is a dream.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
The moment you wake up into the ultimate truth,
your dream disappears and you become the god.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
And you suck.

P.S. The Radio Allah submissions are teh r0x0r.

Iki Stik

2004-08-30T12:14:00.000-07:00

Hold breathing outside please!
Jamaican fishstink demon wanders the square;
You cannot survive make your time.

Learning haiku for detail:

carnival vendor
juices lunchtime sauce on hot tar
iki stik set free

Giant Japanese Schoolgirl says:
Wanashawa-san
pray me for sudden rainstorm
I cannot shake clouds!

Mitzi says:
unga bunga bung smelly...
unga bunga bung stinks!

Cesar says:
Hey, you knew you could grow
your own fruit, didn't you?

Prowl says:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL ON ABOUT?

Somebody set up us the garbage bomb!!!

2004-08-30T08:17:00.000-07:00

B-52s from Trinidad* have carpeted my fair city!

Disguised as 3rd world parade floats, the modern force swept low and deluged Mass. Ave. in an awesome slew of garbage. Pretty much all of the trash had had jerk chicken smeared on it at some point in time. Either that, or weird blackened fish cake. In fact, I think some weird blackened fish cake spirits have reanimated themselves, taking the form of lil' garbage whirlwinds. All that stands between the common man and these spinning devils is some rube with a rake in a neon-green public works vest muttering to himself about how much his job sucks.

Radio Allah says:
Once upon a time I was falling in love-
Now I'm only falling apart...

* K, so I have no idea what the adjective meaning "from Trinidad" is.

Mitzi says:
TRINIDADDY!

Cesar says:
TOBOGGANS! HA HA HA

Mista Malt says:
"He not my Trinidaddy HUS-BIN!
He my Trinidaddy babbiDADDY!"

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of Yams' panoramic photo.

Sharif don't like it

2004-08-29T08:49:00.000-07:00

Hoy, small fry!

I suppose you've been sailing for hours, trying to dredge up treasure!

You know those treasure markers, the ones that disappear when you get near them? They were my idea! It's all just to piss you off!

That'll teach you to throw matzoh balls in the sea! I almost ate one of them, bastard.

Radio Allah says:
Bennie Bennie Bennie Bennie Bennie
Bennie Bennie Bennie Bennie Bennie

Radio Allah says:
She's got electric boobs!

In your way, right away.

2004-08-26T16:45:00.000-07:00

Hey buddy, considering how much you have to carry, I've got a suggestion.

How about this: Instead of waving your half-eaten Whopper in the face of everybody that passes you on the sidewalk, put your bags down for 2 frikkin' minutes, and finish your goddamned lunch.

Oh, and you look like a gondolier on welfare.

Bishop in the Bath says:
He waved his whopper in
your face and you liked it!
ho ho ho!

There, that's the obvious one out of the way.

The tightest ship

2004-08-24T09:52:00.000-07:00

Queequeg says:
The UPS man came today.

Queequeg says:
Twice.

Nook's is closed. Crap.

2004-08-24T09:25:00.000-07:00


HA HA HA	Hey, do you get lots of letters?

It now occurs to me that almost all the life in these characters come from their incessant movement and curious voices.

Cesar says:
Hey, why are you even
talking to me, aye matey?

Cesar says:
Hey, so it's you again, huh?
It's the middle of the night,
you know, aye matey.

Mitzi says:
I can't believe I fell asleep
standing up! What's wrong
with me?

Giant Japanese Schoolgirl says:
PLZ MAKE ME GIANT CONTROLLER!

Crudo says:
Soooooo cute!

Transit Police Entrance Exam - Question 27

2004-08-22T22:05:00.000-07:00

(6 points)
Which of these MBTA token booth workers is an impostor?

Monopolytheism

2004-08-21T22:04:00.000-07:00

"Oh Jesus plz let me roll doubles!"

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
I bet you sit around admiring the cleverness of your own blog titles.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
You suck.

Magnificent Bastard

2004-08-20T21:59:00.000-07:00

"Mom. Mom. Mom. MOM!!!
Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease get a
Heroes of the North Africa Campaign lunchbox????? "

"No, there ain't no stickers on it, I checked!
It's not hardly even offensive much at all!"

Guess how long this took me.
Now multiply that guess by 40.
I'm never drawing a German armoured vehicle again.

Nick, you'd better #$%^in' buy one of these.

Civ 2 Phalanx says:
I'd thought we'd talked about this.

Klokkenverk Nazi says:
Zat makes me tikktokken inzide.
It really does.

Art is teh hard.

2004-08-19T23:21:00.000-07:00

I think the leaves were interfering with the serenity.

Queequeg says:
OMG you're so right.

Queequeg says:
Ahab never understood the Duran Duran thing.

Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky

2004-08-19T18:43:00.000-07:00

Pants in the wind.
All we are is pants in the wind.

And don't smack me with yer petty is / are distinction.

It's actually "pants on the floor", anyway. I picked them up before I colored the image, so the shading looks retarded. Lesson learned: Leave yer clothes on the floor.

Hey, did some looney internet chick send you nekkid pictures of herself 'cause yer a good speller? No. No, she didn't. And that means I'm winning so far.

Bishop in the Bath says:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea...
I'm the last to use this bathwater anyway!

Mista Malt says:
Hey. I spell well.
Send me pix, ho.

Klokkenverk Nazi says:
Pants are tanks?

Oh, and I toadally lifted the sky from Yams' panoramic photo.

I am the doughtieth of men!

2004-08-17T18:39:00.000-07:00

Queequeg says:
"Queequeg lookth on eagerly, harpoon in hand?"
What bull$#!^ is that? I got it both ways, you know.

Prowl says:
I'll bet you did.

Queequeg says:
Whatever, Prowl. We've all heard the rumors about you and Rodimuth Prime.

Queequeg says:
Calling all ree-uhl thailormen!
Leth meet in the dinghy at three bells.

Queequeg says:
There ithn't an r in it, athhole.

Best Melville joke geth spethal conthiderathon.

Queequeg looks on eagerly, harpoon in hand.

2004-08-17T15:35:00.000-07:00

Due to a force exerted by large black liquor store employee [a], olde Irish bum [b] travels for 8 seconds at an average of 24 inches per second. The seat of olde Irish bum's trousers [c], due to friction between pants and sidewalk, travels at a lesser average of 22.5 inches per second. Quantitatively describe the new relation between bum and pants.

I was struck by both the squareness and the whiteness of this dude's drunken arse. I'd thought that dragging bare cheeks across a sidewalk would result in a little pinkness.

Crudo teh Pirate says:
That's uh-skustin!!

Ghoul Census 2004

2004-08-16T12:19:00.000-07:00

Question 1.
Without looking, how many zombies are there behind you right now?

Question 2.
Again, without looking, please describe the disposition of the zombie(s).
(e.g. agitated, hungry, gay)

Sooz says:
OMG ph0ne numba 4 me plz!!1
will u go c Hary Pott3r with me plz~~ !

Sooz says:
so00 hansum.....

Rub a dub

2004-08-11T07:50:00.000-07:00

Once in a while, a measure of your own retardedness stares back at you from a drawing.

Bishop in the Bath says:
I'm pink from the hotness!

Bishop in the Bath says:
Evolution is a sin.
Get in the bath, you monkeys!

Bishop in the Bath says:
My other hat looks like a yarmulke;
I keep *erm* misplacing it!

Bishop in the Bath says:
Candlestick maker! Time to confess!

Public ignorance kills

2004-08-10T07:55:00.000-07:00


free peeks! xoxox	O M f G!!1111

As city pedestrians, we've all done it. You hear the rumble of an approaching subway, and run to stand on one of the sidewalk vents. Just in time, you feel the surge of air up both trouserlegs. Cooling in summer; comforting in winter; stinky year round.

However, what the MBTA doesn't want you to know is that this seemingly harmless situation is killing Cantabrigians through a phenomenon known as suckback.

As the train approaches the vent, it acts a piston, pushing air down the tunnel ahead of it, resulting in the enjoyable gust exhausted through that vent. But, once the train has passed and begins to pull away from the vent, it sucks air along behind it, creating dangerous antipressures. Antipressures, some scientists say, measuring as high as 70 jerseys. The result? A horror known to some as suckback. Pedestrians too slow to react can be sucked right through the ventilation grate. In July alone, four locals were sluiced in such a fashion.

We asked local expert, MIT Professor Samuel Jigga, to better explain the science behind suckback. "I ain no professa- g. But I don need a collich degree ta tell y'all da T sucks," said Prof. Jigga.

CAPTION: "I tol you areddy I ain a professa."

CAPTION: "Wat da hell dis sposta be now?"

I spoke with Red Line spokeswoman, Seamus O'Malley, about the incidents:
MJ: "Don't you feel you should be warning the public about the dangers of suckback?"
O'Malley: "We got enough Mexicans riding the T as it is. What do I care if you don't want to ride anymore?"
MJ: "Erm, I'm not Mexican."
O'Malley: "You sound like a racist. Maybe you should take the orange line."

Finally, in a city centered around a large engineering school, it can be easy to forget that this isn't just science we're discussing-- It's sad science. This blogger got in touch with Ela J. Sera, mother of the latest puddle of subway gravy. "Does he daddy stop pay chile sport jus cuz he die?"

Prowl says:
You need to stop heckling hard-working Americans who are just trying to do their #$%^ing jobs!

Giant Japanese Schoolgirl says:
NO FREE PEEKS! nononono
I STOMP I STOMP

Porn star practice

2004-08-09T16:19:00.000-07:00

Heysos. Jumbo dogs for lunch. How is anyone human supposed to inhale one of these things in a single sitting? Damn thing made my eyes water til I couldn't see, and I'd only swallowed half.

How Anj and Nick do this on a biweekly basis is beyond me.

Some people think biweekly means twice a week. Some think it means once every two weeks. However, I know it means that you'd toadally go for a chick or a dude any time of the week. Refer to a slice of the biweekly calendar:

Some of you are probably eyeing the chart and wondering why you get to double up with the chicks but never double down with the dudes. Frikkin' perverts. Say four Hello Marys and present yourself to Cardinal Law.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
You cannot discuss sexually opaque topics and then link to other people's blogs. This is not the way of the bloggashiva.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
And you suck.

Crudo the Pirate says:
Zenbu Tabemashta!**

**I've eaten it all!

Ji Go

2004-08-07T22:44:00.000-07:00

As I were moving crates of rock out of Shen's apartment, I noticed the names on her mailbox. Apparently, one of her roommates has a two-letter first name, and a two-letter last name. Qi Xu. How frikkin' simple is that? Anyway, I'm cropping my names down, too.

Civ 2 Phalanx says:
Civil disorder in the computer room!!!
Citizens DEMAND coke with ice!

Civ 2 Phalanx says:
That is a German tank.
I am a Greek with a stick.
You suck and I quit.

Sooz says:
U-Haul is teh suX0r!!111
p.s. sammich plz

You a baddy daddy lamma tai tebby chai!

2004-08-04T20:26:00.000-07:00

Crudo the Pirate says:
I deba samie!

West Nile Warning

2004-08-04T15:27:00.000-07:00

Ramses says:
West Nile REPRIZZENT, biatch!

Hatshepsut says:
If joo looking for a piece of the East, then joo looking in the right direction, esse.

Ramses says:
Si, but maybe joo come back when joo gots jour own virus, ho.

Hatshepsut says:
Wah-evah, sha nay nay.
Maybe one day joo come home and jour pyramid is just a big pile of rock, hey? Hey? Joo be careful, esse. Joo watch jour step.

Ramses says:
Haha chica. Joo will get what is coming. But first I kill this Moses pendejo that keep on #$%^ing with my crew.

Haitian weather forecast: Chilly

2004-08-03T10:03:00.000-07:00

a. Donkey cart parked on her foot?
b. Is she watching "Haiti's Onliest Home Video"?
c. Is Jesus on the phone?
d. Chupacabra make off with her fifth and last goat?

You toadally can't guess this one.

Prowl says:
Who put the goddamn chicken leaves in my glove compartment?!

der Klokkenverk Nazi says:
Vas is chikken leafs?

Prowl says:
FEATHERS, dammit.
Whatever. #$%^ing savages.

Giant Japanese Schoolgirl says:
PIKAPIKAPIKACHUPACABRA!!11

All da bashment you can stand, mon.

2004-08-02T12:53:00.000-07:00

Every parade I have ever been to has been firetrucks and the *#$%ing school band. Well, I've just learned from someone in the Pyjamas^** that today is Kadooment. It's just like all those Veteran's Day parades I've been to, 'cept that the vets are all 20, female, and shakin' it. I promise you that the pictures are worthwhile. (For various reasons.)

** Bahamas

Prowl says:
Backwards ass from a backwards ass country.
You're all under arrest.

Crudo the Pirate says:
<shrugs> It's just an innocent lil' dance!

You're a wet patch leaver!

2004-08-02T12:34:00.000-07:00

Crudo the Pirate says:
Set sail for Brown Toast!

Evil Empire faces P-Massive Resistance!!!

2004-08-01T16:18:00.000-07:00

If you're not looking for Kungfu Action Gandhi, you're in the wrong place.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says:
And you suck.

Virginia City Spooky

2004-08-01T12:50:00.000-07:00

Sooz says:
SAMICH PLZ PLZ!!1
k thx by3

Seventy-foot giggles.

2004-07-31T21:09:00.000-07:00

Giant Japanese Schoolgirl says:
I squash my Tamagotchi!!! <cries>

Can you smell how the sock is cookin'?

2004-07-31T14:55:00.000-07:00

"Screw it, Frank. I rode in the back with the last one. I amember you sayin, 'wicked ripe'. Member that? I'm drivin'."

Prowl says:
DON'T DISS EMERGENCY SERVICES.
I'll Rodney your asses, Autobot-style.
Tell 'em about RESPECT, Malt.

Mista Malt says:
Watch that *&#%, mon. My mama's Portuguese.

Cheap plastic crap.

2004-07-31T10:10:00.000-07:00

Prowl says:
OWW! WTF, KID?!
It doesn't bend THAT WAY!
TRYNA SNAP IT OFF?!!

OMG more already? Treats.

2004-07-30T22:31:00.000-07:00

Don't believe me? Walking home past Lacklustre Video, I can't miss the large cop with an angry look bearing down on me. I look 'round to scope what's irkin' him, and sure enough, some scarily-painted *erm* lady is grinding a fellow Y tenant between herself and a lamppost. She's grinning at the approaching cop with a toadally readable "I love taunting you boys" look on her face.

Mista Malt says:
Respect the hobo ladies.
Respect the shape o' my head.
Or it is ON.

Hold yer nose and keep walkin'.

2004-07-30T20:22:00.000-07:00

Stepping out? Stumbling over to Libby's to fetch a forty? Stomping down to Economy to return the drill bit you found for one-third the price elsewhere? Want to get the job done stench and splatter free? Better ch-ch-check the bum situation, then:

Helpful, eh? Well you can thank hobologist Al for the heads up.

der Klokkenverk Nazi says:
I vill even axcept zee pennies!!!