Card 61: Georgian Colonial Doormat

Aggh ahh unghh!!
Miserable, God-cursed devil Lincolns!!
Feck off feck off feck off feck off!!

Rusty Stovepipe

Experts have recently unearthed new and compelling evidence supporting the (until now) poorly-accepted Lincolnbot theory.

Lincolnbot theory states that Abraham Lincoln, facing almost certain defeat in the Civil War, sent steam-powered robot heathens back in time to whoop on the Southern Colonies. He sent the deadly machines back to the Revolutionary War disguised as Hessians to weaken the South in preparation for the upcoming Civil War. This explains why Georgia ate it so hard during the Revolution, and again during the Civil War.

der Klokkenverk Nazi says: Mein Vater! I tolden you all. You vud not lissen.

Prowl says: Eat it, Lincolnbot deniers.

Triple Jack says: Who wants a rusty stovepipe?