Seventy-foot giggles.

Giant Japanese Schoolgirl says: I squash my Tamagotchi!!! <cries>

Can you smell how the sock is cookin'?

"Screw it, Frank. I rode in the back with the last one. I amember you sayin, 'wicked ripe'. Member that? I'm drivin'."

Prowl says: DON'T DISS EMERGENCY SERVICES. I'll Rodney your asses, Autobot-style. Tell 'em about RESPECT, Malt.

Mista Malt says: Watch that *&#%, mon. My mama's Portuguese.

Cheap plastic crap.

Prowl says: OWW! WTF, KID?! It doesn't bend THAT WAY! TRYNA SNAP IT OFF?!!

OMG more already? Treats.

Don't believe me? Walking home past Lacklustre Video, I can't miss the large cop with an angry look bearing down on me. I look 'round to scope what's irkin' him, and sure enough, some scarily-painted *erm* lady is grinding a fellow Y tenant between herself and a lamppost. She's grinning at the approaching cop with a toadally readable "I love taunting you boys" look on her face.

Mista Malt says: Respect the hobo ladies. Respect the shape o' my head. Or it is ON.

Hold yer nose and keep walkin'.

Stepping out? Stumbling over to Libby's to fetch a forty? Stomping down to Economy to return the drill bit you found for one-third the price elsewhere? Want to get the job done stench and splatter free? Better ch-ch-check the bum situation, then:




Helpful, eh? Well you can thank hobologist Al for the heads up.

der Klokkenverk Nazi says: I vill even axcept zee pennies!!!