Porn star practice

Heysos. Jumbo dogs for lunch. How is anyone human supposed to inhale one of these things in a single sitting? Damn thing made my eyes water til I couldn't see, and I'd only swallowed half.

How Anj and Nick do this on a biweekly basis is beyond me.

Some people think biweekly means twice a week. Some think it means once every two weeks. However, I know it means that you'd toadally go for a chick or a dude any time of the week. Refer to a slice of the biweekly calendar:



Some of you are probably eyeing the chart and wondering why you get to double up with the chicks but never double down with the dudes. Frikkin' perverts. Say four Hello Marys and present yourself to Cardinal Law.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says: You cannot discuss sexually opaque topics and then link to other people's blogs. This is not the way of the bloggashiva.

Kungfu Action Gandhi says: And you suck.

Crudo the Pirate says: Zenbu Tabemashta!**

**I've eaten it all!