Queequeg looks on eagerly, harpoon in hand.

Due to a force exerted by large black liquor store employee [a], olde Irish bum [b] travels for 8 seconds at an average of 24 inches per second. The seat of olde Irish bum's trousers [c], due to friction between pants and sidewalk, travels at a lesser average of 22.5 inches per second. Quantitatively describe the new relation between bum and pants.

I was struck by both the squareness and the whiteness of this dude's drunken arse. I'd thought that dragging bare cheeks across a sidewalk would result in a little pinkness.

Crudo teh Pirate says: That's uh-skustin!!