I am the doughtieth of men!
 | Queequeg says:
"Queequeg lookth on eagerly, harpoon in hand?" What bull$#!^ is that? I got it both ways, you know. |
 | Prowl says:
I'll bet you did. |
| Queequeg says:
Whatever, Prowl. We've all heard the rumors about you and Rodimuth Prime. |
| Queequeg says:
Calling all ree-uhl thailormen! Leth meet in the dinghy at three bells. |
| Queequeg says:
There ithn't an r in it, athhole. |
Best Melville joke geth spethal conthiderathon.
posted by martyjohns at 8/17/2004
5 Comments:
Just watching T-1000 put an axe through Sculley's head.
not sure I fully understand what this is all about
"queequeg" is short for "quee-imquegnated" tape.
Melville?!!!
But I don't even know ville.
APPLAUSE
I think we all had enuf Melville jokes in "Bill & Ted's bogus Journey."
But more seriously... did u know that he wrote a book called "Israel Potter?"
He was the great grandfather of Harry and starred in his own series of books.
"Israel Potter and the Magical Briss"
Curiously, the first spell he learned was:
"bar!mitz!vah!"
He was showered with checks at 300 bux a pop and Pokemon Yarmulkes.
The he also learned a trick where he dressed up like a ghost buy cutting a hole in a sheet... interestingly, that same equipment was used in another spell in a later book.
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