hola gatito

Dear dude in front of Blockbuster,

Do you not have any honest friends at all?

Noone who'll warn you, "Hey esse. Joo looking highhhhly funny today. Joo shore joo wanna step out like dat?"

C'mon, man. PIGTAILS?

I'm reminded of them mad-skippy double-dutch girls from Sesame Street in the seventies:

Behind da frijarada
dey is a piece o crack
an if yo mama fine it
she wind up on her back-

oh operada, git me 911...

Peace out, freak.

Ramses says: Hey Hat-- He lookin' like maybe joo two have the same hair stylish, no?

Hatshepsut says: Joo keep laughing about what you can neva have, esse. Joo know I'm the fly delta gurl.

Here are some double dutch rhymes.
Serious mgh!