Thursday, August 26, 2004

In your way, right away.



Hey buddy, considering how much you have to carry, I've got a suggestion.

How about this: Instead of waving your half-eaten Whopper in the face of everybody that passes you on the sidewalk, put your bags down for 2 frikkin' minutes, and finish your goddamned lunch.

Oh, and you look like a gondolier on welfare.


Bishop in the Bath says:
He waved his whopper in
your face and you liked it!
ho ho ho!

There, that's the obvious one out of the way.

4 Comments:

Blogger David said...

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August 26, 2004  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr Johns, we all know that you take hobos back to your apartment with you to have trainyard sex. And yes, We know about the toys you keep in yer handkerchief-on-a-stick.

August 27, 2004  
Blogger Butch said...

Actually, since this is Central Sq, the dude should put down his sandwich on the sidewalk and come back to it once he's delivered his meta-shopping bags to the VFW.

You couldn't possibly understand how much the VFW needs all those bags...

August 28, 2004  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Venice aint called welfare,and thanks to the gondoliers union ,dont need it either.Costs 50 whoppers worth for a 30 min ride,god damn it

August 29, 2004  

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