So vely solly mista!
I'm going to China.
I'll be back at the beginning of October.
So, I haven't given this up. I'm just away.
I'll be back at the beginning of October.
So, I haven't given this up. I'm just away.
 | Radio Allah says:
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posted by martyjohns at 9/12/2004
9 Comments:
bye cutieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Confucious he say "If you travel great distances in a straight line you will eventually get totally lost"
Don't drink the H20
I would like an order of General Tsao chicken please.... and do they have good fortunes in "real" Chinese fortune cookies? I need to know.
Sure, all their cookies have fortunes, but they all say the same thing.
"Only have one baby. More pineapple please." (in bed)
One baby per customer please.... line starts on the left. I once dropped a (large) can of Dole pineapple juice on my toes. I don't recommend it. Had I been in bed, things might have turned out differently.
I am relieved they don't say things like "Bamboo in Year of Swan is generous and prosperous" because thats just bull sh*t.
What are you talkin about 'customer'? This is China.
And you forgot the clause where you can have more babies if you are a panda. Or if you accidentally misplaced your first three female babies.
I no misprace anysring. I prace big footed girl baby in old flied rice take-out contrainer and dump in river.
The low ri-duh, drives a little slow-ah
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